CDMX Neighborhoods - Your Reality Check
You'll stay in Roma/Condesa - here's your progression path
No shame in staying in Roma Norte, güey. It's safe and convenient. The farther you venture from Condesa, the more Spanish you'll need - but that's where the real CDMX lives!
Your Comfort Zone (English Widely Spoken)
Roma Norte
Digital nomad central
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English menus everywhere
$5 USD lattes normal
Condesa
Trendy & dog-friendly
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Parks & brunch spots
Waiters speak English
Polanco
Luxury shopping district
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High-end shops have English
Streets/markets still Spanish
Natural Progression (Basic Spanish Needed)
Coyoacán
Artsy & historical
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Weekend markets
Tourist Spanish works
San Rafael
Up-and-coming
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Cool bars, less touristy
50/50 English speakers
Juárez
Roma's edgier neighbor
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Zona Rosa nearby
Basic Spanish sufficient
Real CDMX (Spanish Essential)
Doctores
Arena México area
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Lucha libre, murals, community
Go daytime with locals
Santa María la Ribera
Hidden gem
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Locals only
Need conversational Spanish
Xochimilco
Floating gardens
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Tourist spot but Spanish-only
Negotiate in Spanish
Luis's Progression Tip:
Start with day trips to Coyoacán. When that feels easy, try San Rafael for dinner. Doctores has great lucha libre and murals but needs street smarts - go daytime with locals!
Street Food Reality Check
Everyone gets sick eventually - here's how to minimize the damage
Real talk hermano - you WILL get sick at some point. It's not "if," it's "when." But don't let that stop you from eating the best food on the planet. Just be smart about it!
Common Street Foods & Risks
Tacos al pastor
Pork on vertical spit
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Risk: LOW if busy
High turnover = fresh
Gringas
Flour tortilla with cheese & meat
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Risk: MEDIUM
Cheese sits out
Torta de tamal
Tamale sandwich
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Risk: LOW-MEDIUM
If hot/steaming = safer
Elote/Esquites
Street corn
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Risk: MEDIUM-HIGH
Mayo sits in sun
Agua fresca
Fresh fruit water
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Risk: HIGH
ICE + tap water
Alambre
Mixed meat & veggies
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Risk: LOW
Cooked hot on plancha
Sanitation Red Flags
Low Risk
High customer turnover
Morning vendors
Food cooked to order
Busy locals eating
Medium Risk
Pre-made sitting out
Afternoon vendors
Reheated food
Raw vegetables
High Risk
No customers
Night vendors (drunk food)
Visible flies
Ice in anything
When You Get Sick (Prevention & Recovery Kit)
Pepto-Bismol tabs
Carry always
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Take BEFORE risky meals
Prevention is key
Electrolit/Suero Oral
Rehydration salts
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At any pharmacy
Essential for recovery
Hidrocortisona
Hydrocortisone cream
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After multiple bathroom trips
Trust me on this one
Loperamida
Imodium generic
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Emergency only
Let it run its course first
Luis's Survival Secret:
Listen hermano, Pepto tabs for prevention, Electrolit for recovery. Check if the stall has high turnover before ordering. Busy = fresh = safer!
The Unspoken Rules Nobody Tells You
The cultural codes that make or break your CDMX experience
These aren't in any guidebook, but mess these up and you'll be the obvious foreigner. Master these and even with terrible Spanish, people will respect you.
Time & Planning
Ahorita
"Right now"
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5 min to 2 hours
Never means now
Al rato
"In a bit"
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Today... maybe
Don't wait around
Llegada puntual
Arrive on time
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Only for work/doctor
Social = 30-60 min late
No pasa nada
No worries
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After ANY problem
Default response
A ver si se arma
Let's see if it happens
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Soft "no"
It won't happen
Si Dios quiere
God willing
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Maybe/hopefully
Not a commitment
Beso greeting nuances
Context is EVERYTHING with greetings. One kiss on right cheek needs "cierta confianza" - not like Argentina where it's immediate. Women initiate in professional settings. Wait for their lead!
Stand closer
Personal space smaller
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Don't back away
Seems rude/cold
Touch while talking
Arm, shoulder touches
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Common but context matters
Could be friendly OR flirting
Beso greeting
ONE kiss on RIGHT cheek
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Needs "cierta confianza"
NOT first meeting like Argentina
Line spacing
Stand close in queues
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Or lose your spot
Someone will cut
Noise tolerance
Everything is loud
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Music, talking, horns
Silence is weird
Street vendors
They yell products
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"¡Tamales oaxaqueños!"
Part of soundtrack
Cultural Navigation:
When someone cancels last minute with a wild excuse, just say "no pasa nada." They appreciate not having to explain the real reason.
Street Spanish You'll Actually Hear
The real language games happening around you
Hermano, this is the Spanish that makes Mexicans Mexican. The diminutives, the tone changes, the wordplay - once you recognize these, you'll understand why everyone's laughing! But remember: CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING. What's friendly with peers sounds rude with elders.
Diminutives - Mexico's Linguistic Softener
Hermano, we add "-ito" or "-ita" to EVERYTHING. It's not about size - it's about making things friendlier, softer, less aggressive. It's how we show affection, minimize problems, and avoid sounding rude. Once you get this, Mexican Spanish makes sense!
Cafecito
Little coffee
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Makes invitation warmer
Not actually smaller
Ahorita
Right now-ish
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LESS urgent than ahora
Softens the timeline
Gordito/a
Chubby (affectionate)
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Term of endearment
Shows love, not insult
Favorcito
Little favor
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Makes request polite
Usually BIG favor
Problemita
Little problem
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Minimizes bad news
Could be disaster
Momentito
Quick moment
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Sounds shorter
Still 20 minutes
Cursing Gradations & Context (Mild to Nuclear)
Güey
Dude (age peers only)
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Close male friends 18-35
Older generations hate it
No manches
No way! (SAFE)
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Use this instead of "no mames"
OK at work/with strangers
No mames
No f***ing way (VULGAR)
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Close friends ONLY
Never at work/elders
Cabrón
Bastard/buddy (dangerous)
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Friendly between close men
Insulting in ANY other context
¿Qué pedo?
What's up? (vulgar casual)
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"Estar pedo" = drunk
"Un pedo" = a problem
Chingar
F-word (100 uses)
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Very Mexican, very vulgar
Avoid as foreigner
Nightlife Reality (Not What You Think)
Cover charges, guest lists, and where after-parties ACTUALLY happen
Everyone thinks "barra libre" means open bar everywhere - WRONG. Most clubs charge per drink. And "el after" isn't at someone's house unless you're in the inner circle.
How Clubs Actually Work
Cover básico
Entry only (100-500 pesos)
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Pay per drink inside
Most common model
Barra libre
Open bar (rare!)
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Mostly private events
Not standard clubs
La lista
Guest list via Instagram
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DM promoters for discount
Not always free entry
El after (2-6am)
After-hours venues
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AM Local, YuYu Club
NOT house parties
Mesa/Botella
Table with bottle service
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1200-1800+ pesos minimum
Split with group
El precopeo
Pre-drinking at home
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Save money strategy
9-11pm before clubs
The Hidden Economy of Tips & Payments
The parallel propina economy nobody explains
Güey, tipping in Mexico isn't just restaurants. There's a whole parallel economy of small tips that keeps everything moving. Miss these and you're the rude foreigner.
Who Gets Tipped (And How Much)
Viene viene
Car watcher guys
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5-20 pesos
Or risk scratches
Cerillo/Empacador
Grocery bagger
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5-10 pesos
Usually elderly
Baño attendant
Bathroom person
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5 pesos minimum
Keeps it clean
Gas station
Full service only
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5-10 pesos
They pump for you
Delivery guy
Any delivery
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10-20 pesos
Cash preferred
Musicians
Restaurant/metro
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10-20 if you listen
Wave them off politely
The "No Hay Cambio" Game
"No tengo cambio"
I don't have change
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They usually do
Negotiation tactic
"¿No trae más chico?"
Don't you have smaller?
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500 peso bills = problem
Break them at Oxxo
"Quédese con el cambio"
Keep the change
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End the dance
If amount is small
Money Tip:
Always carry 20s and 50s peso bills. Having exact change is a superpower in CDMX!
Ready for the Real CDMX?
"¡Órale, hermano! Now you know what nobody tells tourists - the stomach problems, the tipping economy, why everyone's late, and what 'güero' really means. Practice with me and you'll navigate CDMX like you've lived here for years!" - Luis
Social Circles & Making Friends
Why making Mexican friends works differently
How Friendships Actually Form
Work Friends vs Weekend Friends