Our story · from the road diary

I didn't want to be a tourist.
I wanted in.

Thirteen countries. In every one, the real conversation was behind glass — the dinner after the dinner, the joke that needs context. Everything below is pulled straight from the years it took to get in.

Entry 01 · The apps years
Entry · year one

I tried every app.

Every one you've already tried. I aced every lesson and froze the second a real person spoke to me. They gave me words. Never nerve.

Shaen in CDMX — Aprende Español
CDMX · the wall said it first
Three years of this. I could handle the basics — order a coffee, order food. That was the ceiling.
Boarding pass · one way
ORD———→MEX
seat 23F · no return booked
Entry 02 · The teachers
Yudy
Yudy · Bogotá
Aldana
Aldana · Buenos Aires
Entry · the turn

Then real teachers
changed everything.

A few weeks with Yudy and Aldana and I wasn't studying Spanish anymore — I had a relationship. I cared if I missed a session. I advanced more in those months than in three years of apps combined.

She remembered my mistakes from last week. The apps never remembered anything.
Entry 03 · The night it closed
Entry · the wall

Then they killed it.

The platform ran on unlimited human classes for one flat price — a dream for the student, a loss for the business. So of course it shut down. Depth costs money, and someone always pays.

The math, on a bar napkin
$700 · one year · unlimited classes
me: 3 a week ≈ 150 classes
→ they earned ~$4.50 a class off me
no teacher on earth costs $4.50
= they lost money on every class. so: AI carries the reps (tireless, cheap)
+ humans carry the depth (paid fairly)
one memory between them.
Kept this napkin. It's the whole company.
Entry 04 · Field notes
Street fluent · what people actually say
MX¿Cómo estás?¿Qué onda?
COmuy buenobacano
ARqué bien¡qué copado!
ITche noiache pizza
FRc'est ennuyeuxc'est relou
BRmuito legalirado
Collected in taxis, kitchens, bars — never classrooms. We teach this version. We refuse to sand it off.
They call this "slang." If the whole country says it, it's not slang — it's just the language. The classroom version is the sanitized dialect nobody speaks.
Entry 05 · Things I refuse

Things this company will never do.

  • Forget that connection is the point.

    The waiter in Mexico City. The grandmother who only speaks Portuguese. We're the treadmill — real life is the race.

  • Farm your attention.

    No streaks, no shame widgets, no notifications engineered to make you anxious. The only number we celebrate is conversations you actually had.

  • Squeeze the humans.

    Teachers are paid fairly and treated as the destination, not a cost line. Teachers staying is the whole strategy.

  • Try to keep you forever.

    We succeed when you leave — out there, ordering in French, arguing in Spanish. Come back for your third language.

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